There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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