I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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