I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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