Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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