she looked like the before picture.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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