Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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