i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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