Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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