i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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