Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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