you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
