Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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