You can't motorboat a personality
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's just like the Real World with babies
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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