you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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