How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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