just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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