I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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