Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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