hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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