what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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