he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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