Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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