I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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