doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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