i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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