Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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