You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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