I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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