big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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