he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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