You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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