My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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