I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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