oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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