Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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