in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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