I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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