He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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