Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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