Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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