Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Your penis caused this!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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