you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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