You're completely useless in the revolution.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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