That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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