Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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