4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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