dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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