If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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