So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
handjob tips. give me some.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
