Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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