So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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