Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she smelled like a LAN party
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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