My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
