Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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