After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
